Well, enough about me....

How do you like my bedspread?

Like the Song Says....

He ain't heavy, he's my baggage.

Holy Shit!!

These dumb fucks are there to see who?.....Oh, never mind.

Suck it, Bitches!

I got your cash. Now LEAVE LITTLE TRIGGER ALONE!!!!

Greatest Hits

Thanx to whomever compiled this. A touching retrospective, indeedy.

Titles?

I don't need no stinkin' title.

Here's the skinny, bitches. I'm gonna flash my beauty queen profile wherever it suits me. The reservation simply got too small for my ambition. I may not hold McCain in high regard, but I'll always be grateful for the opportunity he gave me to kick open the door and size the day. So suck on that.

Also

You people think I suck. Wait until I have the authority to extract oil from your kid's tonsils, bitches.